| Amount of texts to »Kaihido« | 32, and there are 26 texts (81.25%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 202 Characters |
| Average Rating | -0.219 points, 10 Not rated texts |
| First text | on May 24th 2003, 17:55:04 wrote Thorwald Redlefzen about Kaihido |
| Latest text | on Nov 29th 2024, 02:05:35 wrote Emma Example about Kaihido |
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on Nov 23rd 2006, 16:55:57 wrote
on Nov 20th 2006, 18:22:34 wrote
on Nov 13th 2006, 10:20:58 wrote |
Kaihido:
Once master Pum Penk sat on a rainy day meditating at a lake and thought
thus: "this lake is full with water, because it is open upward, so that it
can take up the rain. My brain bowl however is upward closed and therefore
empty."
This time it was the master Pum Penk, which was surprised exceedingly. Already on the early morning to wake the master during waking up, it (while its pupil Mopp Sing the hour glass for the sixth time had turned and straight thereby was) a sea gull by-pulling on the sky had shit directly on the third eye. But alone this was not it, which astonished him; herzu moved a loud prustendes dwarfchameleon, which stepped him against his sheenbone. »Well master«, rumbled the Chameleon, »haste a second asshole in the place, your third eye should be?« Master Pum Penk on it: »The chair is not from me. He withdrew not from me, but fell down to me.« The Chameleon answered: »However not are you that, whose soul is a bird, from above the down-shit came?« Pum Penk said, »However I had not heard thunder.«
Master Pum Penk entered his empty brain bowl by the back door. Outgoing from the master's brain his LiniLiniSnake reached the corpus clapsum after a short time. Here the windy LuLaiFrog turned to it malicious snapping the tongue, brabbelte such a thing like: »Like a desert, a completely empty brain bowl«, and disappeared in the broom closet behind a dog gone blind turned grey easily on the right eye.
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